To herald our special being the ‘quattro formaggi’ this week here’s a few cheesey jokes to share with your loves ones this Christmas…
Q. Why was the cheesemonger lopsided?
A: He only had one stilt-on.
Q: What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
A: Halloumi
Q: Which cheese would you use to coax a bear down from a tree?
A: Camembert!
Still with us? Well, a kid threw a lump of cheddar at me and I thought that’s not very mature!
Ok ok ok, so the special is the ‘four cheeses’ which means napoli, provolone, mozzarella, gorgonzola, feta with fresh basil and fresh tomato – cheese heaven!
Jules’s yummy tiramisu this week is the nutella variety although there are also baci and tartufo and there’s plenty of gelato to keep you cool…
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